From the David Letterman show 4/18/07: (CBS Video Link)

Top Ten Signs Your NBA Referee Is Nuts

10 Keeps nude photos of NBA Commissioner David Stern in his wallet

9 Refers to the ball as “Peggy” — now that’s nuts

8 Refuses to let substitutes come out of the game unless they give two weeks notice

7 Puts ball under his shirt; claims he’s carrying LeBron’s baby

6 Every time someone makes a basket, he screams “Goooaaaallll!”

5 Thinks the Knicks rebuilding plan is working

4 He has a 24-second clock over his bed — that’s worse than calling the ball “Peggy”

3 Well, he’s the only one out there on ice skates

2 Allows players extra free throw if they give him a cigarette

1 Asks Kobe for tips on maintaining a monogamous relationship

“If we can’t laugh, then the terrorists really have won.” - David Letterman (Regarding Tim Duncan’s technical foul and ejection for ‘laughing’)